May 2013
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geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger  You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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pokemon: hurts itself in confusion
me: lets out a bellow so deep it is only audible to other whales
May 17th
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vermivorous: khayr: does anyone out here in the borderlands tag have a really solid reference of angel’s hairstyle? I’m trying to find one that’s not of her in-game model. cosplay photos are welcome if someone nailed it! heavily debating going for her hairstyle but I need some good pictures if I decide to do it. try this? perfect, thank you!
May 16th
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onlyn0zomi replied to your post: i’m desperately trying to decide if I could pull a… Go for it! Worst comes to worst, if you hate it, you can just brush the other side over to hide it. :) I’ve had the cut for about six months now and love it. aahh I totally forgot your hair is like that! my hair has been pretty set on parting right down the middle for like as long as I can remember but...
May 16th
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i’m desperately trying to decide if I could pull a half-shave off with my hair but ugh i don’t know and it’s not like if i do it i can take it back? e____e not like a super extreme one just a little bit aaahhhhh help
May 16th
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does anyone out here in the borderlands tag have a really solid reference of angel’s hairstyle? I’m trying to find one that’s not of her in-game model. cosplay photos are welcome if someone nailed it! heavily debating going for her hairstyle but I need some good pictures if I decide to do it.
May 16th
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cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
May 16th
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May 15th
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autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
May 15th
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May 15th
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followthebluebell replied to your post: i’m being such a negative nelly i’m so sorry ;o;… Don’t apologize for it. D: You should be angry. I’m angry. Let’s all be angry together because people are such fucknuts today. I try not to be super negative because it just doesn’t help anything at all but I’m just so super disgusted with people who are so selfish and unthinking....
May 15th
i’m being such a negative nelly i’m so sorry ;o; all these things that make me so mad are popping up on my dash and the angelina jolie thing just hit a nerve and aaaaaauuuugh
May 15th
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May 15th
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mastershortpantsx3: guru—guru: hylianatheart: rinkubear: loftwingfeathers: cheetofeet: guru—guru: crossing-the-sky: majoras—wrath: loftwingfeathers: wassa-matta-you-altair: teppelin: have you ever had a game you wanted to replay but then there’s just one part that you fcking HATE and it’s just not worth it
May 15th
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notbolin: just one more fanfiction before bed
May 14th
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May 14th
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stevenfresco: stevenfresco: it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
May 14th
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“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
–  People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’ (via brucewaynes) READ A BOOK (via lexcanroar) IDK. I THOUGHT THAT WAS RATHER SPOT ON. No I never understood that book. Ever. I’ve read it three times. (via lebeings)
May 14th
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[[MORE]] i had this weird dream last night that for some reason i wanted to die, but i couldn’t do it myself? so I had a friend come that said she could do it, but when she pulled the trigger it blasted my skull open on one side, but I didn’t die. I spent the rest of the dream wandering around as if I were in school again with my head wrapped up in a towel (like I wrap up my hair...
May 13th
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can i just say if the great gatsby doesn’t get some kind of award for something i’ma be upset ok like mad upset
May 13th
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May 13th
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kobayashimarooned: padalackles: dent-arthur-dent: drarna: i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them. And he died in both of them and he still didn’t win an oscar
May 13th
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bees: in the trap
May 13th
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gurry: Aren’t we all internet explorers?
May 13th
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titytwochainz: you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
May 13th
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THERE ARE FOUR KINDS OF FANFICTION
eatsleepcrap: ANGST FLUFF CRACK AND… *AHEM*
May 13th
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