March 2012
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Fun on the Mists of Pandaria Beta..
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solkana:
I’m sure it’s old news by now. Currently on the Mists of Pandaria Beta, if you have a hunter with rare or exotic pets, they retain their original pre-tamed size..
Okay. I need my beta invite now 0_0
YES
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i love my family but sometimes i want to slap some sense into them regarding politics
i mean come on
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yiffmyass:
nyeeeeaaaah:
A list of things that do not offend people
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why are all the dots black you fucking racist
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fueledbyhomos:
What if Hell is just a continuous game of Mario Kart set on Rainbow Road
ihopebarackobama:
I hope Barack Obama finds diamonds in Minecraft and then remembers his way to the surface and arrives with full health.
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sashasomebody:
conversationparade:
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and...
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Just did a little experiment
danhollister:
Maybe I’m just stupid, but I feel that Tumblr’s search feature might not work as well as it should.
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Somedays I wish I could just quit life and become...
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bella: how old are u
edward: 12.9
bella: how long have u been 12.9
edward: a while
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ho0ker:
friend requesting a sandwich on facebook was the best decision i ever made
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Decided to be more efficient. Talk like Mordin...
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Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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